quartercirclejab:

yourplayersaidwhat:

GM: So let me get this straight. You’re playing a Neutral Good necromancer. Who worships the god of life.

Necromancer: Yes. I view necromancy as a way of cheating death.

GM: Give me a ten-page backstory, and I’ll overlook this blatant loophole abuse.

@safestsephiroth this sounds like something you would do