dancingmantis:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

THE PRETENTIOUS PEOPLE I’M BABYSITTING FOR HAVE VEGAN CHOCOLATE MEAL REPLACEMENT POWDER MADE OF BUZZWORD-FOODS, ONE OF THE FIRST INGREDIENTS IS CORDYCEPS.

I TRIED SOME.

IT IS TERRIBLE???

Overlook my   lack   of judgement. 

 The powder  is  excellent. 

The powder  is  health-providing.  

I feel   energized.

 I must  climb  a  tree  and  remain   there.

T r u s t    t h e     p o w d e r.

Cordyceps is the fungus that turns ants into zombies, FYI