do research before joining a new religion because you never know if your god is gonna turn out to be a furry who bangs everything that moves
ancient greek takes no prisoners
there’s always room for more dicks. always
it’s okay to really like something even if other people think you like it too much, because alexander the great liked the iliad enough to sleep with a copy of it under his pillow and he conquered all kinds of shit
all gaul is divided into three parts
of those three parts, the belgae inhabit one, the aquitani another, and the celts the third
just because some people were famous in history doesn’t mean that they couldn’t be dumbasses (see: mark antony’s entire life)
there’s no such thing as “too many provinces”
don’t discount a piece of classic literautre because you think it might be boring, because many great works of literature from classics are mostly dick jokes