So apparently Target is selling small cards against humanity expansion packs! They have fantasy, WWE, etc. but most importantly…
the retail pack.
now look at this:
this says i get an instant 1$ rebate. and it’s on the inside. that mean i get a dollar back instantly! now just how exactly did they do that?
they put a dollar inside. a literal actual dollar. imagine my reaction when i saw a dollar inside of this little package, cause it was literally the first thing i saw.
When i saw the post that said they hid a card inside the lid of the ‘bigger blacker box’ i was a bit skeptical.
I am no longer skeptical.
the people that make this game are absolutely ridiculous.
(btw, the pack cost 4$. 3$ if you count the dollar you get back)
Always believe whatever Cards Against Humanity say when they tell you something about a pack. These are the people who sold literal Bullshit on Black Friday back in 2014.
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Garnet: “Today, we’re gonna work on something new. It’s called self-love.”
Steven, raising his hand: “Ooh! I know all about-”
Garnet: “In terms of yourself, and not in helping others realize how amazing they are.”
Steven: slowly lowers his hand.
Bunch
of white straight dudes mock the need for “safe spaces” but flip their
goddamn shit when minorities say stuff like “hey maybe we can be
included in stuff like scifi/fantasy stuff”, saying stuff like “I PLAY
GAMES/READ COMICS/BOOKS/WATCH MOVIES TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THIS PC
CULTURE BULLSHIT, SO INCLUDING WOMEN OR LGBT OR POC IS JUST PUSHING AN
AGENDA AND IT’S NOT FAIR TO US”…
… So who exactly is demanding that the entire world be THEIR “safe space” again?
do research before joining a new religion because you never know if your god is gonna turn out to be a furry who bangs everything that moves
ancient greek takes no prisoners
there’s always room for more dicks. always
it’s okay to really like something even if other people think you like it too much, because alexander the great liked the iliad enough to sleep with a copy of it under his pillow and he conquered all kinds of shit
all gaul is divided into three parts
of those three parts, the belgae inhabit one, the aquitani another, and the celts the third
just because some people were famous in history doesn’t mean that they couldn’t be dumbasses (see: mark antony’s entire life)
there’s no such thing as “too many provinces”
don’t discount a piece of classic literautre because you think it might be boring, because many great works of literature from classics are mostly dick jokes
