Lance at 3 am: Do pigeons have feelings?
Hunk: no.
Lance: how do you know??
Hunk: we know pidge.
Lance: damn… That’s true :/
Pidge from underneath a blanket: (muffled) fuck you guys
why are we acting like exeggutor only now doesn’t make any sense
Impulsive thoughts or urges: I should eat paper/a leaf/some dirt, I should kick that thing really hard, I should engage in this risky sexual behavior, I should yell really loudly, I should dig at my skin or pull out my hair, I should commit a risky behavior that could get me hurt, etc
(aka the strong urge to do something irrational that comes out of nowhere OR is triggered by stress/an episode of a mental illness – can range from silly/stupid to serious and scary)
Intrusive thoughts: *horrible thoughts of family dying in graphic ways* *unwanted sexual thoughts about strangers* *thoughts about loved ones hating you / betraying you / leaving you* *repetitive visceral thoughts about past trauma, often deceivingly self incriminating* *suddenly being convinced you’re dying of a rare disease* etc
(aka unwanted thoughts popping into your head and triggering you/making you feel disgusted/scared/panicky/ashamed. thoughts that would not normally rationally be in your head, things you would never think intentionally. with people with OCD these can also be tied to compulsions)
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both can be mental illness symptoms. both can effect people’s lives. both are often mixed up with each other (i.e those “intrusive thought” posts about “I should just eat a leaf” are actually about impulses) and that can be alienating misinfo for people who struggle with one or the other to see, so I’m trying to spread more accurate info as someone who has both symptoms. not all impulsive thoughts are intrusive thoughts, but some intrusive thoughts can include impulses.
**sidenote about impulsive thoughts / urges – while sometimes a mental illness / trauma symptom, they can also happen more often if you have a certain neurotype like being autistic or having ADHD. my autism makes the percentage of random/stupid impulses (eat paper, yell, etc) that fly into my head higher, as well as giving me more pesky ones like impulses to pull out my hair or punch things when I go through sensory overload.
Anti-sjw descriptions
29 Straight Male (oooh scary), anti-feminist, anti-sjw, white (no i’m not sorry), anti-special snowflake, anti-steven universe/gravity falls etc (grow up) anti-other/fictionkin, pro-white (again not sorry), pro-hentai, pro-gun, pro-facts, pro-logic, egalitarian, if u screencap this your a cuck
part of me hopes adult harry james potter is currently apparating here and there and everywhere without a proper apparition license because he never actually got one and no one at the ministry wants to be That Asshole™
that brings it to his attention
some Hunk Headcanons, Hunkcanons™ if u will, i thought abt in the car:
- he’s had nightmares about coran’s mustache
- as in, more than one
- he’s talked about it with pidge, in the sense that he vaguely alluded to it and pidge thought it was some kind of weird metaphor
- he used to love hannah montana and unironically watched it with lance to the point where they could quote it at each other (this is also related to the unfortunate beginning of lance’s love/hate relationship w mullets)
- his favorite nicholas sparks movie is a walk to remember, the notebook is Fine but a walk to remember is too much, he can’t do it, it’s so pure SHE WANTED A MIRACLE AND HE WAS HER MIRACLE
- (in that same vein, He Does Not talk abt the last song. don’t ask him abt it. he won’t answer)
- has mixed feelings on gordon ramsey
- wants to participate on Space Chopped
- “there is no space chopped” “they’ll franchise it out here eventually. and when they do, i’ll be ready”
- has said “flavortown” before he even knew who guy fieri was
- hates guy fieri with a passion
- (lowkey wants to be him)
- BUT HE CAN’T STAND HIM
- HE CAN’T BE TRUSTED W SEASONING?? WHAT DOES HE KNOW???? A FLAME-PRINT SHIRT DOES NOT A FLAVOR CONNOISSEUR MAKE
- lance: “guy fieri is like if u me and keith all spawned an adult male child” hunk: “this is why your mom wasn’t surprised that time i blocked you on facebook”
- went through a phase when he was 14 where he would use “dank” as an adjective for everything, both good and bad. he wasn’t even sure what the actual definition was. “woooooah, that’s dank dude” “ate some dank ramen, dying inside” “just took the dankest test, not sure question 8 was even legal”
- at the same time, relentlessly laughs at lance–and brings it up randomly, years after the fact, at his leisure–for using the phrase, “don’t worry, we’re gucc” [gucci] literally One (1) Single Time. and not even in a mocking way. in a This Is Genuinely Hilarious I Love You way
- favorite dog breed are chowchows because they’re wrinkly and chunky and lovable af
- can’t help but spit a lil when he laughs too hard
- american football > p much every other sport, has two cousins that played college ball in utah
- Loves Pockets (Hot, jacket, and pants)
- is super brilliantly rational and logical to the point where he can hone in on a flaw in an idea / plan that no one even considered but literally saves the day
- keith has noticed this abt him and encourages it in that lowkey, awkward, “i support u, but i’m not gonna make a big deal abt it, i’m just gonna have ur back” nerd way that is hunk’s friendship kryptonite
- but for real hunk is Excellent at finding solutions and he’s always straight to the point abt it once he’s got it
- he does it because he likes helping people??? it gives him #life??????okay??????????????
- also, last but not least: is the friend that sees u vaguepost on social media and, instead of getting annoyed, reaches out 2 u to make sure ur okay, no matter how often u do it
