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turnways:

turnways:

i want an episode where steven explains very carefully to jasper that he isn’t rose quartz but jasper just doesn’t fucking get it

sort of like “what’s heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers”

steven: im roses half human child i just have her gem

jasper:

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imthedragon:

mixzilla:

concept: you’re a pokemon gym leader. the battle field is a giant swimming pool. “good,” your opponents think, “a water type gym. i will prepare accordingly”

but the fact of the matter is, you have six (6) surfing pikachus, and all opposing pokemon must swim in the death current of the pool with 6 sparkplug motherfuckers hangin ten on custom made miniature surfboards. surprise, fuckers

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