-when u enter the park you have to have a tag on you that has your url on it -all of the rides are based off of famous tumblr posts such as “Randy Your Sticks Ride”, a roller coaster where you get sedated and shoved into a giant oven -mickeys dick smasher is there too -a memorial statue to daddy david karp is on display in the entrance -daily cs:go lan partys -the tumblr theme park is also home to the most polluted lake in the world -there are no bathrooms -the music playing in the park constantly stops to buffer and just not work -the giftshops sell firearms -all of the rides are consistently out-of-service -there are fursuiters everywhere (with firearms) -there is no exit -there is no escape
when fans portray a character as a smooth flirty fucker when in canon they’re just like ‘hey who wants to watch me chug this entire fucking bottle of root beer’
sans fucking cheated because he’s a skeleton and all the root beer goes literally right through him so there are no physical consquences for him
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did tumblr spend like 10 minutes refusing to load for anyone else
honestly every homestuck character should be into video games in a humanstuck au because the entire premise of homestuck is kids playing a game together i mean i think only equius initially didnt want to
its like a matter of what type of games they like and how hardcore they are with vriska being the most hardcore built her own pc has a 100$ headset and feferi being an iphone-gamer and plays candycrush and battlecats
