aquatariuswriter:

Some headcanons bc I’m rereading Homestuck and forming them:

-Dave is thin. Like. Way unhealthy skin. (The boy can’t heat up a burrito and he has no fridge.) He has really really lean muscle. Smells bad more often then not.

-John is kinda fat. No muscle. He’s soft and he smells like that cheap plasticy smell from dollar tree toys (bc of his cheap magic toys.) and sugar. 

-Rose is p muscular. Her mom taught her martial arts and she keeps in shape. Smells pretentious. 

-Jade is tol and buff. She smells like dirt and dogs. Her hair is matted and she never shaves.