swamp-wizard:

rose: Here is one of many phallic monuments Dave erected to woo Karkat… and over here you will see exactly where I made out with Kanaya for the first time, and I was too fucking gay to ever pick up my lost shoe. Anyone else have any wholesome landmarks to the healing power of gay love to share?

dirk, trying to remember if his crusty, decomposing disembodied head is still rolling around in the remnants of jakes house on lomax somewhere: No.