oh my god, apparently kiwis are related to emus/ostriches/cassowaries??? that’s so cute
I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like
“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them"
“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it"
“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”
“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”
because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass
“Where do Vanished objects go?”
“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”
“What is the truth?”
“Sarah is cheating on Robert with Dylan.”
4th year standing behind me: omg no way
i want to get better at drawing things, so im making a list of things i want to learn to draw, and it’s currently including basically all animals, because i love them all and want to draw them all
i just looked at a diagram of a dinosaur hip and had flashbacks to when i was 4 years old and obsessed with dinosaurs
there’s an extinct 9m long salamander oh man
Okay here’s a cleaner post so if y’all could spread THIS and not the virus/screamer claims so people know they’re safe
Like a Lady by Crosa Rosa is being submitted to inboxes anonymously
it may seem odd but it’s NOT a screamer or a virus
it’s just a song
This is most likely a marketing technique to get the song and band more exposure
delete it if you’d like but I want everyone to know they’re 100% safe
please stop making posts about these things without actually checking the information first, it just causes a lot of worry and fear that honestly isn’t needed, like I know y’all wanna be better safe than sorry but PLEASE
The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.