… i cant stop imagining pam from detective pony as the final pam from monster factory

takitheking:

swamp-wizard:

dirkjohn meet cute dirk is the weird guy selling swords in the dealers room at johns local anime convention. john calls every sword a katana. at first dirk does his standard “actually thats a wakizashi. a katana is generally twice as long, a wakizashi is for close combat” but john comes back every day and does the same thing up til sunday morning when he points at a shuriken and asks “how much for the little baby katanas” and dirk fucking lunges at him

okay i did  a thing.

my #1 nitpick with the homestuck fandom is that people think light = knowledge. its not the aspect of knowledge, it’s luck. rose is a seer. have you seen vriska

memeufacturing:

police sketch artist: could you describe the man who stole your thesaurus
me: he was very mean and uhhh very mean

does anyone have any tips on defeating terezi’s denizen in puzzlestuck