btw for puzzlestuck i would recommend god tier alpha kids for the ancestors
When writing couples, I like to use the Kiss Rule:
- If they have to kiss for you to know they’re in love, you’re not writing a romance right.
Oh wow, can we just make this a general rule that the film industry has to follow? That would be a magical world.
the signs as monster factory creations
aries: d-bomb
taurus: chiquita dave
gemini: borth sompson
cancer: truck shepard
leo: mëlissa
virgo: day trader vader
libra: panpan
scorpio: rat baby
sagittarius: the final pam
capricorn: the boy mayor of second life
aquarius: toucan dan
pisces: dark vader
dirkjohn au where they’re both just, fucking bored idiot losers and they both make tinder accounts as girls to see how funny itll be to catfish someone. their fake profiles end up matching and they start experimentally chatting and are actually hitting it off really well so they both end up mutually roleplaying as made up lesbian college students for two months before actually just ripping that bandaid off. it turns out theyre in the same comp sci class.
Take it to the next level. There’s at least 1 irl date that John and Dirk panic about and don’t fess up too for different reasons, instead enlisting Rose and Jade to act as them for the date.
So you have Rose and Jade on a “date” that’s really Dirk and John hiding in bushes and behind soda machines nearby feeding them stuff to say through ear pierces
The girls realize like 1 whole minute in that the other is in her same situation and they proceed to wordlessly agree to fuck this up to stress their dumb friends out. They start dating too.okay okay okay okay okay this is absolutely fantastic but one correction.
it wouldn’t be jade and rose. it would 100% be jade and roxy. undoubtedly. dirk and john think theyve managed to pull off The Perfect Crime with the headphones and one day dirk runs into jade and roxy hanging out in a coffee shop or something. Roxy starts introducing Jade to dirk, but using all of the information from john’s fake tindr profile and dirk is just. in the most intense panic of his entire life.
well, i just discovered 2 things, that may be problems
Now I’m reading the google labs article on how they developed the Gmail Smart Reply feature (which suggests replies to incoming emails) and it’s fascinating–
all the little hurdles they had to overcome– like getting the neural network to hone in on the most useful fragments of the incoming message, and teaching it to identify semantically different responses instead of generating, say, three variations of “let’s meet tomorrow” to reply with
ANYWAY:
Another bizarre feature of our early prototype was its propensity to respond with “I love you” to seemingly anything. As adorable as this sounds, it wasn’t really what we were hoping for.
HELP, THE ROBOT IS CUTE.