hair-like-lemons:

darkvioletcloud:

illogical-bullshit:

I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around

Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.

Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit

pseudosurfer:

memecucker:

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

forestkiid:

since it’s hanukkah and people might be paying attention to jewish people for once, some stuff to note

  • don’t call a jewish person a jew unless you know they’re okay with being called that
  • antisemitism is still very real (you’d be surprised how many people ‘forget’ this)
  • goyim (or gentile) means non-jewish people, goy is singular.
  • undermining and erasing jewish traditions is antisemitism
  • if you say to ‘get over the holocaust’ or anything along those lines i will come over and bash your head in with our spare menorah
  • Don’t tell someone they can’t be Jewish because “they don’t look like a Jew.” That’s not for you to decide.

Jill Stein: *yelling into burner phone* i did it! I got your recount and your two million dollars-
Hillary Clinton: *speaking to black phone from behind desk of Oval Office* excellent
Jill: NOW WHERE DID YOU HIDE THEM
Hillary: Hide what?
Jill: MY HEALING ROCKS YOU BITCH