littleredtail:

g0966:

abadtime:

therightnippleofarcher:

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:

• refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
• whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
• stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
• supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
• stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
• give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
• obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
• throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
• “I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
• build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
• say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
• try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
• clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
• make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
• stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
• own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
• burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
• demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
• start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
• “the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
• the flattery supplex
• talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
• write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
• slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
• ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
• this:

• picked up everyone, but forgot how to put them down

Wife material

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