at the mountains of madness: well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swingin chains around and yelling “fuck u
the call of cthulhu: extremely frail man, tasked with gathering hundreds of dildos thrown onto the football field by overzealous fans— booed incessantly; Reviled
the case of charles dexter ward:
YOUTUBE VID “GRANDMA FUCKS UP” FINALLY HAS 1,000 VIEWS. TIME TO ROLL OUT THE “GRANDMA FUCKS UP” MERCH AND QUIT MY JOB AS A TOWEL INSPECTOR
the cats of ulthar: my disrespectful teen son somehow got hold of a gluten product and now he wants to become a cat girl
the colour out of space:
FETID BOZO: Ahhh oil spills are bad
WISE ADULT: the sun will evaporate the oil, & the wheel of mother gaia spins goodly, As does all things,dagon: Starfish rant. ive had it up to here with this bullshit animal. click here to watch my starfish rant.
the dream quest of unknown kadath:
IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
the dreams in the witch-house:
the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
the dunwich horror:
who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
from beyond:
YO *points to spinal cord on brain diagram* THATS THE BRAIN;S DICK
the haunter of the dark:
“DISRESPECTFUL !! DISRESPECTFUL !!” the crowds shriek, upon learning that the scene of bat man wiping his ass & sucking his own dick is Cut,
herbert west: reanimator:
i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
the hound:
were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
the music of erich zahnn:
i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
nyarlathotep:
i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
the outsider:
my “F*&k It!! Let’s Go Golfin” t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
pickman’s model:
#NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal’s.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand…
the rats in the walls:
ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
the shadow out of time:
my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
the shadow over innsmouth:
how come a baby born with a foot in its brain is considered a “Miracle Baby” but when I get my dick stuck in a drawer im just some asshole
the silver key: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right
the statement of randolph carter:
“i wish they got, WiFi down here” – guy who died in the paris catacombs
the thing on the doorstep:
“This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender,” i holler as i overturn my uncle’s barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
through the gates of the silver key:
Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom. Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge – Except Rap And Countr
under the pyramids:
LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS
the unnameable:
the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high 月(luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from
the whisperer in darkness:
to the coward fraud who claimed my username: it is you who deserves to be plagued by this baneful “2”. Posted by CrotchLordMiami2 at 3:36 am
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