playing pokémon sun/moon
Me: Oh this might be a good place to stop and heal up. Something big might be coming up. Let’s see here…
Me:[Uses a shit ton of items]
Lillie: Oh hey! [Appears out of fucking nowhere] I’m glad I caught you. Your Pokémon look tired. Let me heal them up for you!
Me: God…fucking…damn it, Lillie.
Terezi Pyrope: Lawful Chaotic
Vriska Serket: Good Evil
Okay but this is so accurate it physicslly pains me
One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands
Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his Harlem size can double
So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
@Leftski
i meet your “dirk strider biting into an unpeeled orange” and raise you: roxy lalonde biting into an uncooked hunk of ramen. “wow!!” she says, chewing enthusiastically as rose watches in horror. “lov the cronch!!!”