its really funny to me how despite your background story being exactly the same in every pokemon game
the new kid who just moved to the region and adjusts to culture shock via endless travelling through said region
like….every single professor has noticed this like ‘ah yes you must be the new……..creature……girl…? boy….? anyhow im sure you’ll be fine now go take this level 5 lizard and red smartphone and dont talk to me until youre the champion or filled out your smartphone. or you know what? ill find you.’
anyway despite all that being exactly the same every single pokemon game and all the professors being loveable fun people, Kukui is the only professor who is making sure these 12 year olds are doing ok consistently. Following you around the islands, paying ur bus fare, showing u where the good food is etc.
like hes the only one who it like occurred to him that maybe he should try and watch out for these children in a world filled with crazy world-forming monsters.
“Don’t even speak to me unless you’ve kidnapped all the local gods.”–99% of all Pokemon professors, probably.
*male artist voice* this is my new project, it’s like, the dark side of Disney princesses. so like, Alice is on drugs, belle has Stockholm syndrome, jasmine is a terrorist and sleeping beauty is getting plastic surgery. it’s super cutting edge as you can see
also look out for my new greek goddess paintings, including ‘naked white woman with helmet’, ‘naked white woman with pomegranate’, ‘naked white woman with bow and arrow’ and who could forget ‘naked white woman with slightly bigger boobs and a rose’
also stay tuned for my seven deadly sins paintings, including such classics as ‘naked white woman looking at herself in a mirror’, ‘mostly naked white woman posing in lingerie in a bed’, and my personal favourite ‘naked big breasted woman looking at you, the viewer, lustily’
I’m screaming this is exactly it tho lolll
Don’t forget to check out my latest project called ‘millennials’, where I critique society’s obsession with technology through a series of paintings such as ‘people in suits staring at phone screens which are sucking their souls out’, ‘white woman takes a selfie as the world burns around her’, ‘teenage girl photographs a shipwreck and ignores the drowning passengers in favour of choosing an Instagram filter’, and finally ‘image which bluntly reminds you, the viewer, that you too are a slave to technology, as you are viewing my artwork through the medium of a screen, completely ignoring the fact that I made all these paintings on a computer and uploaded them to Deviantart myself’.
every time i check back on this post it keeps getting better
yall complain about ad targeting but then reblog weird ass memes like bode and here come dat boi and then mutate jokes until they’re completely unrecognizable “oh yeah why the fuck would tumblr think i wanted to see an ad for amish clickbait articles” because your interests make no sense, pal
“what could we sell to the kids this month? what are they into?”
“i literally have no fucking clue, jim.”
drunk history except its me getting absolutely wasted and trying to summarize homestuck
when will hussie make KanayaxRose canon
Im about to make homestuckbot413’s day