listen if everyone in homestuck was a spy what would their code names be
jade harley (reagan)
karkat (true leftism)
sollux (bipartisanship)
kanaya (the lgbt community)
gamzee (the increasingly dispossessed and disillusioned middle class)
eridan (the obama administration)
feferi (social welfare programs)
bec noir (the gop)
and vriska (vriska)
im still thinking about “vriska calls rose a cuck” like rose gets in some extremely accurate and life-ending drag and vriskas just like 8h yeah???????? Well you’re a F8CKING C8CK!!!!!!!! and rose is just like I’m a… a what? A cake?
hey in 2017 can we please, finally stop making jokes about roxy being drunk
