Election 2020 predictions

actuallykanayamaryam:

santamander:

edgysombra:

Republican – Benito Mussolini

Democrats – Someone from tumblr who thinks that cuck is a slur

Greens – that witch who stole bones from a cemetery and sold them

Libertarians – The Amazing Atheist

bernie is dead by then but people are drawing out maps explaining how he can still win

listen everyone, theres this really helpful PDF here which teaches basic necromancy, and if we