bananaquilava:

Imagine living in the Pokémon world.

Imagine you’re hanging out with one of your buddies one night. A good friend you’ve known for several years.

It’s just a casual day out and the two of you are chatting, telling jokes, showing each other memes. At some point in the day, for no reason in particular, an idea comes to you. “Hey, let’s see what the pokédex has to say about you,” you say as joke, and emphasize the joke by actually pulling out your pokédex.

You don’t actually know what would happen if a ‘dex tries to register a human. Maybe it will glitch out, or crash, but most likely you’ll just get some sort of error message. Without giving your friend a chance to react, you hold the device up to them and push the button. You wait a few seconds for the scan to complete, and then hear in a small, robotic voice,

“Zoroark, the illusion fox pokémon.”