horse face emoji review

turing-tested:

:2

a simple boy. recent invention, but he’s flexible at expressing emotion. he can be angry: >:2 or he can be sad: :’2 over all, a good horse boy and i love him. 
9/10 for ability to convey emotions

round boy!!! a lot like apples other emojis, he has Depth, but unfortunately i cant tell if he considers me an ally.
6/10 for his air of mystery

a gentle boy. he wants to graze and maybe nuzzle at a sugarcube or two. very approachable
10/10 for his clearly conditioned mane

this is a fucking chess piece
3/10 because he moves like he’s destined to be the L block in tetris

woah there! this dudes makin eye contact AND smiling. he has a lil heart for the top of his mane. this dude clearly has the chompers needed for eating some primo hay
5/10 because he looks like a cow at first glance

this is how you do a horse looking at you straight on. he looks inquisitive, as if asking you if you have any apples, by chance. you could probably befriend him with some time. shows samsung horse how its done but in a polite and constructive way
7/10 because he looks like you just hurt his feelings and hes trying not to cry

WHAT A REALISTIC BOY!!!! he looks slightly intimidating. a show horse with lots of hard won ribbons
7/10 because he looks like he’s judging me

this is definitely what they used to fake that lochness picture
3/10 because he impersonated a cryptid at some point in his life

 

simple boy. he has a shorter haircut than the others but thats okay. if you left him alone he’d probably get spooked by a cat and knock over some hay bales.
8/10 

LITTLE TUFT…..this boy has a question for you but wont press you to answer if you’re uncomfortable
7/10, he looks very trusting, i worry for him

watch out! this boy has gotten a hold of some hair dye and is determined to break from the mold! his locks are gorgeous and blonde. 
10/10 woul;d feed a sugar cube in exchange for braiding his mane

this is a fucking cow
1/10