sunsorship:

bakedsun:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Everyone’s familiar with “Rule 34 of the Internet: there is porn of any conceivable subject”.

Is there also a rule that states that fandom abhors a vacuum of sexually available slim white men to ship with each other, and any piece of media that doesn’t include at least two will invent them?

Should a piece of popular media include one (1) thin white boy, failure to include another thin white boy to ship him with will result in the most popular ships in a particular fandom…

1.) importing another thin white boy from an unrelated piece of media to pair him with, regardless of reciprocated canon relationships with female characters…

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2.) interpreting a non-human character as a thin white boy, even a much, much older antagonist…

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3.) shipping the thin white character with himself…

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Related: if a fandom DOES include at least two thin white boys, but neither of them are lead characters, they will become the most popular ship in that fandom, preferred over non-white lead male characters who display affection towards one another….

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Meanwhile there continues to be not enough female characters to not even ship. I guarantee that there is more Drarry in ao3 than total accumulated femslash

My contribution.  You may Notice that 1,339,010 is much more than 201,983.   The amount of total F/F is 15% of the total amount of M/M