List of amazing things from Uno: The Movie

noneeyewithleftyork:

  • here’s lookin’ at you, kid
  • “how so very dare you”
  • the fussy bus
  • gavin’s squealing “waaaaaaa”
  • that time they swapped back and forth like 6 times in a row
  • the time jeremy fucked gavin with an uno
  • “leafy hand”
  • “does he have uno?” “i dont know let me check” *swaps hands immediately*
  • “ryan you might wanna call a babysitter”
  • the fact that ryan left after an hour and 20 minutes and that wasnt even the halfway point of the video
  • “penis pumps”
  • the 5 minute sequences where they were all quietly whispering threats at each other (i.e. “im gonna literally step on gavin’s neck later” “alright, you can go ahead and fuck yourself” “im going to powerbomb you through a desk jeremy”)
  • that time gavin picked up like 13 cards and then finally got a draw four and accidentally changed it to the only color he didnt have
  • “what the pap?!”
  • jeremy cursing every time he drew a card, and struggling to come up with new curses so he wasn’t repeating with each card
  • “we’ve made more data than the game is”
  • gavin shrieking as he picked up cards for like a whole minute straight and then finally getting a seven and swapping his massive hand for jack’s two cards
  • “good lord on a bike”
  • geoff absolutely losing his shit every 3 seconds
  • “oh, you slut!”
  • gavin, whispering: “now you wouldnt believe this, but i cant go”
  • jeremy: “we’re not still going, are we?”
    geoff: “yeah, one more game”
    me *looks at timestamp*: over an hour left in the video
  • the passive-aggressive “thanks, pal”
  • “ho-ly shit”
  • jeremy: “im gonna come at’cha hard”
  • jeremy “i dont wanna win” dooley
  • them screaming like lunatics when someone finally won
  • the door slamming in the background when the episode ending
  • them singing the credits song
  • “GET OUT OF HERE, CALEB!”
  • jack: “someone call the support room”
    gavin, screaming: “HEY! GET IN HERE!”
  • jack: “ryan, spending more time in the credits than he did in the video”