Scientists: Australia is in a heatwave
Politicians: It’s just hot. Buy an aircon.
Scientists: …. ???
Scientists: Climate change IS REAL
Politicians: Climate change is NOT real
Scientists: Your condemning our future!
Politicians: *fingers in ears* LALALALAAustralians: LOOK AT THE MAP. LOOK AT IT. OUR COUNTRY ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE PURPLE????!!!!!
Also Politicians: Wa-hey, look at this lump of coal! Marvel at it’s clean energy potentials! How about we build some more coal-fired power stations!!