Aries:
the signs as weird shit they did in d&d
Taurus:
The Signs as Mythical Creatures
Gemini: The signs as cosmic forces aligning against me
Cancer: the signs as blood types
Leo:
Virgo:
Libra: The Signs As People The Law Firm I Used To Work For Has Represented
Scorpio: the signs as shitposts
the signs as Equius Zahhak quotes
Capricorn: the signs in the 2016 clownpocalypse
Aquarius:
the signs as terrible stage cues from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
Pisces:
how the signs will die
I cannot BELIEVE
this is a 2x Homestuck ref^2