that time they swapped back and forth like 6 times in a row
the time jeremy fucked gavin with an uno
“leafy hand”
“does he have uno?” “i dont know let me check” *swaps hands immediately*
“ryan you might wanna call a babysitter”
the fact that ryan left after an hour and 20 minutes and that wasnt even the halfway point of the video
“penis pumps”
the 5 minute sequences where they were all quietly whispering threats at each other (i.e. “im gonna literally step on gavin’s neck later” “alright, you can go ahead and fuck yourself” “im going to powerbomb you through a desk jeremy”)
that time gavin picked up like 13 cards and then finally got a draw four and accidentally changed it to the only color he didnt have
“what the pap?!”
jeremy cursing every time he drew a card, and struggling to come up with new curses so he wasn’t repeating with each card
“we’ve made more data than the game is”
gavin shrieking as he picked up cards for like a whole minute straight and then finally getting a seven and swapping his massive hand for jack’s two cards
“good lord on a bike”
geoff absolutely losing his shit every 3 seconds
“oh, you slut!”
gavin, whispering: “now you wouldnt believe this, but i cant go”
jeremy: “we’re not still going, are we?” geoff: “yeah, one more game” me *looks at timestamp*: over an hour left in the video
the passive-aggressive “thanks, pal”
“ho-ly shit”
jeremy: “im gonna come at’cha hard”
jeremy “i dont wanna win” dooley
them screaming like lunatics when someone finally won
the door slamming in the background when the episode ending
them singing the credits song
“GET OUT OF HERE, CALEB!”
jack: “someone call the support room” gavin, screaming: “HEY! GET IN HERE!”
jack: “ryan, spending more time in the credits than he did in the video”
Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”
but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R
I used to work in a little market and we had to cut blocks of cheese in approximately 1lb cubes. To this day, 1lb = 1 block of feta cheese, in my head.
My gym trainer was talking about guys lifting up to 1000 lbs.
“Our men and women in uniform, our intelligence and homeland security professionals, and our citizens should feel secure in their knowledge that the critical decisions made by the NSC are free from political considerations. The American people deserve a national security policymaking process that inspires confidence, not cynicism,” said Murphy in a House floor speech.
CALL THIS WOMAN’S OFFICE AND SAY THANK YOU. ENCOURAGE HER TO PUSH HARD FOR THIS BILL. CALL YOUR LOCAL CONGRESSPEOPLE AND ASK THEM TO SPONSOR/SUPPORT IT!
I called Representative Murphy’s office today and talked with a staffer – I’m not from Florida, and I told them so upfront, and asked how I could support this bill in my home state. The staffer said to definitely call my own state Representative and Senators, both – if we can find a Senator to support the bill, they can introduce it into the Senate and it can be voted on in both houses of Congress at the same time. IF YOU HAVE A DEMOCRATIC SENATOR, PLEASE CALL THEM AND ALERT THEM TO THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MEASURE, AND ASK THEM TO INTRODUCE IT TO THE SENATE.
He also said that calls to Representative Murphy’s office definitely help, in terms of tallying support for the measure in general.
PLEASE CALL.
ACTION ITEM: call your senators and ask them to support Rep. Murphy’s movement to remove Steve Bannon from the National Security Council. Emphasize Bannon’s white supremacist ideology and his stated intention to destroy the state, and – especially with Republicans – MAKE IT PERSONAL. i have like 6 messages in my inbox about how nice it feels to say politely, “Please tell the Senator that if she does not stand against Steve Bannon’s poisonous and destructive agenda, my community and I will ensure that someone else wins her seat in the next election. Thank you.” (it really feels so good, guys.)
SMALL TALK TIP FOR PEOPLE WHO HATE SMALL TALK: Ask people if they have any pets. This is light and impersonal enough to offend no one. People who have pets are usually pretty excited to talk about them and show off pictures, so there’s a good chance that you will be looking at kitties and doggos. People who don’t have pets will usually talk about the pets they wish they had, or have had in the past. People who neither have nor want pets are pretty rare.
It’s a neutral topic to talk about but be prepared for the weirdest shit. I once spent an hour listening to a financial manager who kept tropical velvet earthworms
Cole Sprouse plays Jughead Jones in the CW’s upcoming Riverdale, a new showreimagining the Archie comic series. Based on the character’s repeated, emphasized disinterest in girls, Jughead has been the focal point of much speculation regarding his sexuality over the course of the comics’ eight decades of publication. As recently as last year, the characters was revealed to be canonically asexual.
With the aging comics’ relevance revitalized via the CW’s Riverdale, many fans are wondering just how much the underrepresented sexuality (or rather, absence of) would be specifically emphasized. And there’s no greater advocate than the character’s actor himself.
“I hope that huge corporations like the CW recognize that this kind of representation is rare and severely important to people who resonate with it,” Sprouse tells Teen Vogue, “That demands representation. It would be a wonderful thing if that were the case.”
Sprouse does reveal that the first season of Riverdale will not directly touch on asexuality; however, he does call the show an origin story, where the characters will learn, grow, and discover who they are. In the meantime, Sprouse says he will “keep fighting for this pretty heavily.”
