why not save time with all these “sports” by making them all play at the same time on the same pitch?
i call it the Fuckening and it’s the biggest event on the calendar
additional rules: at all times players must obey the rules of their respective sports, unless they hold hands with a player from another sport, in which case their sport rules switch over for as long as they hold hands
cheers, 4am me, for the worst post i’ve ever made