me: babe check out this high chair I bought on craigslist for our baby
wife: that’s definitely a lifeguard’s chair
me. not the character ‘me’ in this fictional scenario, but me, the creator of this post: I guess the joke here is that lifeguard chairs are very tall, and the character was looking for a high chair for their baby. It’s literally a high chair. You can even imagine the characters climbing up the ladder to strap the baby into the chair and retrieve it afterwards if you wish. Haha have a good night everyone