online-ghost:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

things I love about this

• someone tried to ship a tortoise by mail
• the tortoise did not like being shipped by mail
• “live harmless reptile”
• her face
• the tortoise’s face

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen