an-alarming-number-of-bees:

dah715:

cartridgefucker:

so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up

so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys”
-“…gun parries?”
– yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you
-“guns?? you get guns in this game?”
– yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon
– “????”

so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore

God tier right here

Everyone needs to get on this guy’s level