turing-tested:

strilonde road trip au: every so often they pull into a gas station and the strider boys descend onto the unsuspecting snack aisle

its just Hal and Dave piling snacks into Dirk’s arms while they occasionally shout at Roxy and rose over by the slushie machine “WHAT DID YOU GUYS WANT” “PEANUT BUTTER CUPS” “THANKS”

Their backseat slowly accumulates terrible hats and at one point it’s just all of the strilondes wearing hats with phrases like “foxy grandpa” and “my eyes are up here”

They have to stop at a motel for the night and both roxy AND Hal claim the bed with the most pillows

Dirk: where am I supposed to sleep
Roxy and Hal simultaneously: the shower