Aquarius: Hot diggity shit, that is a baller cookie.
Pisces: We don’t know shit about history, what are you talking about? We can’t remember what we’re doing right now!
Aries: It seems like the least you could do after getting my ass thrown off the back of a moving train is see to my plants and my begonias and my fruits and my lilies.
Taurus: Those rules of nature are there for a reason, so let’s just stop running afoul of them as if this was all just sort of funsy-fun make-believe, what do you say?
Gemini: I can’t tell if you’re joking, which is kind of par for the course.
Cancer: People say that about Thomas Edison a lot, like, he invented the lightbulb. But like, they didn’t have ’em back then, right? So if I’d been around back then, that would’ve been easy for me. Because they didn’t have lightbulbs, they didn’t have anything. So like, inventing stuff was way easier. These days I’d have to invent, like, a double-lightbulb.
Leo: I don’t even know how that worked, like, with physics.
Virgo: I had a wedding invitation for you to come to my marriage ceremony, and instead of RSVPing to it, you murdered me.
Libra: No, it was great, I loved the way it … was there.
Scorpio: Well, hold on, there’s three of us, we work individually, we’re not a hivemind. I would say at least one of us has a solid grasp, one of us is halfway there, and probably one of us just started paying attention.
Sagittarius: I stitched the word ‘dickhead’ on his body, just so you guys know. Shh! So we get our revenge, in secret.
Capricorn: Let me tell you something. That nerd is a necromancer.
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