thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lifeofkj:

ninquelen:

assassinationtipsforladies:

otdushi:

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

Real life videogame level.

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS