I’LL TAKE A HAMMER AND FIX THE BABY
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What The Signs Have In Them
Aries: Adventure, the urge to discover what time has hidden
Taurus: The sky, and so much potential
Gemini: Extremely conflicting emotions that may leave them partially blinded
Cancer: The power to bring together complete opposites to form a strong group
Leo: Love, and the ability to project that love onto others
Virgo: A cavity caused by hope, that fills the rest of them with determination
Libra: A sense of justice that overpowers all other senses
Scorpio: Extreme luck
Sagittarius: Completely amazing strength
Capricorn: The ability to destroy with unbridled rage
Aquarius: Only half of their true potential
Pisces: Life itself, and the urge to change it
In an actor/everyone is famous au, Lance would tweet stuff like ‘about to arrive at the Oscars with the smartest & most beautiful woman I’ve ever met ?’ and then five minutes later pose in front of the cameras with his mom
me: babe check out this high chair I bought on craigslist for our baby
wife: that’s definitely a lifeguard’s chair
me. not the character ‘me’ in this fictional scenario, but me, the creator of this post: I guess the joke here is that lifeguard chairs are very tall, and the character was looking for a high chair for their baby. It’s literally a high chair. You can even imagine the characters climbing up the ladder to strap the baby into the chair and retrieve it afterwards if you wish. Haha have a good night everyone
it’s so weirdly common to be rude to people who need subtitles or want subtitles as if it’s some kind of nuisance to have subtitles, but honestly? normalize having subtitles on everything. overall it can help people with language barriers who can read better than they can listen to a language, it helps people with comprehension issues, it helps people who have trouble hearing, it helps in general so whatever you’re watching isn’t interrupted by someone asking what someone just said, just put subtitles on! what the hell!
I have parsing issues– which means that sometimes, even though I hear the words just fine, I can’t understand them. It sounds like a perfectly spoken string of gobbledygook. And for some reason, I get this problem LIKE CRAZY when watching movies.
I hate asking for subtitles, but I need them.
where are these new privacy settings tumblr is bragging about
am i blind. it takes me to a page with no new privacy settings
yeah i was really confused by that too. whats happening……
tumblr has lead me into a basement with promises of privacy settings and instead it chained me to a wall and is bricking up the entrance