The signs as homestuck trolls

Aries: Aradia
Taurus: Tavros
Gemini: Sollux
Cancer: Karkat
Leo: Nepeta
Virgo: Kanaya
Libra: Terezi
Scorpio: Vriska
Sagittarius: Equius
Capricorn: Gamzee
Aquarius: Eridan
Pisces: John

(Just kidding its Feferi)