somebody draw an oc, then i’ll draw an oc, then we’ll argue about which will win in a fight
alright FIGHT ME
Oh, crap. That was fast. Uh…
This is Battle Beard. He’ll win because he’s got a magic beard.
this is Farina and she, uh, will win bc she really likes fire. she has a torch.
Alright, I hear you, but here’s the thing:
Magic beard hose powers.
you have fOUND HER ONLY WEAKNESS
Battle Beard is victorious!
WHO’S NEXT?
CHALLENGER APPROACHES: Bara Bunny Man
“You. Me. Titanic Director’s Cut edition. Who weeps first, loses.”
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Oh, no! The ocean makes Battle Beard emotional! He loses instantly!!
“No, the tears we cry are of the same ocean Brother. As you cried physically, my spirit wept a thousand seas for Leonardo Dicaprio. Your tears only prove that you are a real Champion. Keep fighting Battle Beard. Your journey has just begun.”
