tbh i know in my heart that a homestuck movie would be a fucking disaster but if there were one i would not be able to die peacefully unless it opened with rose’s opening quote for her game walkthrough
just imagine this text being read by rose as it appears on a stark black screen with absolutely no sound
“Since you are reading this, chances are you have installed this game on your computer already. If this is true, like many others, you have just participated in the bringing about the end of the world.
But don’t beat yourself up about it. There was never anything you could have done to prevent it.” – Rose Lalonde
the second movie starts with a karkat monologue and the third with one by caliborn
Oooh my god
Caliborn has to be his last line
“And if you remember just one thing, from so many great things said by me, remember this. I wanted to play a game.”
the second movie trailer opens with the viewer being screamed at ATTENTION WORTHLESS HUMAN
and then it ends with “hi karkat!”