weirdmageddon:

im in love with the concept of dirk growing up on orange soda but never having tasted an actual orange in his lifeĀ 

so jade takes him to a new carapace farm plucks a ripe orange off the tree and dirk just bites into the whole thing like a fucking animal, rind and everything

and jade is just staring at him astounded by what the fuck she just witnessed like

JADE: ._.
JADE: i...... think youre supposed to peel it first!!!!!