1 cuil: you play a computer game with your friends, the game ends the world
2 cuil: you play a computer game with your friends, the game ends the world and unleashed a hellish time demon that kills the dead and devours several universes
3 cuil: you stand in a room, you have yet to be named, you are named and retreat your arms from a magic chest, you speak to your friends who are genetic mixtures of past selves, you play a computer game with your friends, the game ends the world and unleashed a hellish time demon that kills the dead and devours several universes
4 cuil: your dad has no face, your dad is your half brother, your sister is half dog, in another timeline you are raised by a violent fish bug alien who hides behind a quick baked goods company as she plots to take over your planet, she comes from a different planet with two moons, in another timeline she is a teenager who plays an ancient and cursed game and blows up her friends so she can save their lives right now she gathers an army to fight someone who is coming yet already there in the prior timeline you have a best friend who has a brother who is his dad who in a different timeline befriends the alien demon who becomes your ultimate foe, your ultimate foe has a sister who is in the same body as her brother who is friends with your grandma who at one point gave birth to your dad who is actually your half brother your grandma is friend’s with your other friends mom your other friend was filled with a terrible darkness by space squids, the darkness is now banished and she is now dating a glowing vampire alien bug you are on a flying boat inbetween time and space you are the breath between time and space your dog sister and a bird clone of your best friend was dating and they grow up you play a cheap ghostbusters game
5 cuil: your favorite actors are matthew mcconaughey and nic cage
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