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Good Omens TV nightmare scenarios:

not-a-space-alien:

  • The Them are aged up to 17- and 18-year-olds
  • The Them AREN’T aged up, but they’re PLAYED by 17-and 18-year olds trying to be passed off as “eleven”
  • Aziraphale is cast as an older, overweight actor and the fandom reacts by starting to ship Crowley with Newt
  • Aziraphale and Crowley are cast as very talented actors of color who are perfect for the roles and perform them flawlessly but the fandom reacts by pulling a TFA and zeroing in the only white guy/white guy ship in the cast and now 80% of the new fandom content is Pollution/Famine
  • Benedick Cucumberbatch 
  • They replace the Bentley with a muscle car because an antique Bentley doesn’t look “cool” enough
  • This
  • Crowley wears a skirt but it’s treated like a joke and Aziraphale makes transmisogynistic comments 
  • Crowley and Aziraphale lean in to kiss at the Ritz but then pull back and scoff at how silly it would be if two males were involved that way.
  • There’s a joke thrown in with something about ancient Rome or something but it’s clear the writers are uncomfortable with the chemistry and try to diffuse romantic tension.
  • Anathema doesn’t actually want to have sex with Newt but Newt pressures her into having sex with him “because of the prophecies” 
  • No Queen in the soundtrack
  • People start shipping Agnes Nutter and Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer