captain-lovelace:

barricade-blondes:

phoenixette:

ayanak:

homestuck is good because if you want to name your real life children after the characters you can take the subtle route… rose, john, roxy… or if you’re a true fan you can commit. vriska, karkat, hearts boxcar

Homestuck Child Naming
Guide

Totally Average

John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Jack (Noir)

Strange but Acceptable

Aradia Kanaya Eridan Damara Porrim Arenea Calliope

Oh
how… Unique

Latula Horuss Kurloz Cronus Meenah Rufio Mituna Kankri Meulin Feferi Tavros
Sollux Karkat Equius Gamzee Nepeta Terezi Vriska Caliborn

Wait What

Snowman, Hearts Boxcar, Spades
Slick, Diamonds Droog, Clubs Deuce, Bequerel, Wayward Vagabond Aimless
Renegade, Peregrine Mendicant, Windswept Questant, Writ Keeper

God Tier

The Handmaid, The Summoner, The
Ψiioniic, The Signless, The Disciple, The Dolorosa, Neophyte Redglare, Marquise
Spinneret Mindfang, E%ecuter Darkleer The E%patriate, The Grand Highblood,
Orphaner Dualscar, Her Imperial Condescension 

True God Tier

Gl’bgolyb

Acceptable, but provides a vague feeling of unease:
Andrew Hussie