hauntedguy:

kattybats:

pumpkinappearifier:

DnD is a serious game.

will anyone please teach me to play this

D&D Story Time kids! Back in my second campaign, I was playing as a Shade Warlock Binder (Star Pact), and the party encountered this boss monster that was kind of kicking our ass. Now my character was kind of a lolzy character (He smoked weed and was from Hell, just roll with it), and I had a ability to look just like an enemy. So, I use it and the boss looks at me and says, “Who are you”. So, little ol’ me had to roll a bluff check (thank god my character was a Charisma character, or else this bullshit would have never came about), and I roll a 20 (a “crit” you might say) and my reply was, “I am you, and you are me. Lets touch penises”. Everyone starts laughing their collective asses off. One of my many great moments I have had in D&D.