svartalfhild:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

cometcrystal:

play dnd with these

@thecomputerisyourfriend

“Roll a Perception check.”

“I got a poop emoji.”

“Then you don’t see shit.”

Later:

“Roll an attack.”

“I got a sunglasses emoji.”

“You choke the goblin to death and then drop a sick pun.”