a collection of out-of-context The Adventure Zone quotes

spooky-scary-sapphic:

– “You hear… crinkle-tinkles.” “FUCK.”

– “Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.”

– “Oh, the Unicorn Double-Barrel Special.”

– “No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing.”

– “I find that not killing people is very easy.” “Well, we all have dry spells, kid.”

– “Dad, you can just say ‘masturbating’.”

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