Take a Bow

juiceshampuck:

And Now I present the characters of 17776, in order of appearance.

• Nine – Confused Space Probe
• Ten – Mom Space Probe
• JUICE – Dave Strider
• Aaron, Micah and Danny – For when storm chasing and recording football are the same job. 
• Nancy McGunnell – “She’s fuckin’ crazy. Nancy is fuckin’ crazy.”

• The PO-lice – The Police
• Jason – Always check the bullshit cabinet
• Emily – Is reading all of Wikipedia. Is really confused when she reads the pages on the Centennial Light and the Echo Jones cave. 
• Lori – “Did I live here before?”
• Roger and Thuy – Complete Trash
• Hubble – Had 5 whole lines
• Lacrecia Evans – 188 points
• Burger King Employee – 

  the siren’s song of all that flame broiled beef

• Eddie Krieger – The OG video game monk. 
• Tim – Still trying to spread the word of God, despite the fact we’ve all heard of him by now