treshornyboys:

Just Petals to the Metal Things: when Taako tries to pick up the Gaia sash, but roles a critical failure on resisting the thrall, then gets advantage on the roll, but rolls another fantastically bad three, so Magnus punches Taako, who takes five points of damage, while Merle grabs the sash and successfully resists its thrall because he doesn’t need its help to get sexy with plants and can “fuck any onion he wants.”