Things we’ll probably never know about Homestuck:

flame-cat:

arrangedannihilation:

striders-know-best:

totalspiffage:

svanurstuck:

heycassbutts:

battkattcolourblak:

  • How exactly the trolls reproduce
  • How the Leprechaun system of romance works
  • THE BEFORAN ANCESTORS
  • WHY
  • BETTY
  • CROCKER

I think you’re forgetting about why Dad has a restraining order from Cirque du Soleil

  • How did Dirk raise himself?
  • why Meenah entered the afterlife so long after her co-players did
  • what did Guy Fieri ever do to hussie

Who fedorafreak is?

WHAT WAS IN ROSES PURPLE BOX

Did Dirk and Dave wear shades to avoid looking directly into Cal’s eyes?

do carapacians actually talk?