im pretty convinced that one of the anonymous monoliths of the internet is neil cicierega. like i thought for sure he ran the program that did horsebooks until horsebooks turned out not to be a program.
like…dril. if neil cicierega came out and said he was dril i’d believe it. or coffee dad. the modern seinfeld twitter, or all of the parodies of the modern seinfeld twitter. wolfpuppy. bird’s rights activist.
fuck he could even be someone with an established identity. if neil cicierega came out like “hey guys jontron is actually a robot i made” i’d be like “that’s fair”