swamp-wizard:

i have good news and bad news. much like minecraft, its impossible that john has ever played league of legends – it was in closed beta from april 10th 2009 til its release in october and its pretty unlikely john would have gotten an invite in that three-day window. the good news is the sburb beta was canonically released on april 10th 2009 which means league is our timelines sburb. actually thats bad news. i have no good news