Kravitz: “Lup and I were having an argument on which one of us is the most goth, and you’re the tie-breaker.” Taako, with no hesitation: “It’s Barry.” Cue to Barry himself, who’s reading a tome on the necromantic dark arts while eating a pop-tart.

anonymousalchemist:

Barry, reading “ADVANCED PRACTITIONERS SYLLABUS OF THE DARK ARTS, VOLUME III,” bound in like, faux-human skin (real human skin isn’t sustainable) dyed black, inset with little black jetstones that you need to channel necromantic energy into just to get the book to open. 

he’s also sitting at the kitchen table in like, pajama pants and a snuggie, eating a wildberry blast poptart (lup thinks they’re disgusting and is Offended that they’re in her kitchen), while reading about the real fucked up necromancy spells, occasionally jotting down notes on a notepad. the notepad is Taako™ brand stationary.